Two lovers are in the dimmed light, reeking of wine and cheese, they are fumbling with each other's clothes. He unsnaps her bra, she lifts his shirt off of him. He's in her pants, she undoes his belt. Then she pulls down her jeans and reveals the Classic RMC Thong. "Great thong!" he says.
"Everybody should have the Classic RMC Thong. Ha ha."
He slips it off of her and looks at it a moment before proceeding.
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